*Wipes tears from eyes and grabs inhaler* that’s right, just breathe, try and hold it together.
Alicia Keys is officially leaving The Voice and sorry-not-sorry to those viewers, but we couldn’t be more ecstatic for the departure. As a lifelong Queen Keys worshiper, this is very welcoming news and stirs an eruption of teenage-like emotional confusion.
“I’m about halfway there,” she told Entertainment Tonight in regards to her future album “coming soon.” “I can’t wait for you to hear new music, and so that’s one of the reasons why I won’t be able to come back next season.”
But fear not Voice fans, she may be back. Soon-to-be former co-star Blake Shelton said, “I know she’s not going anywhere. It’s all just a media thing, a ploy.”
Some people want it all, but I just want a new Alicia Keys album.
Tyler Miller is the type of writer that prefers the typewriter.